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Roads Re-Open

7/6/2015

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Route 4 is now open to the public, the last of three roads to be fixed.
MDOT Says Drive On, Mooseville
story by: Lensy Shutters
MOOSEVILLE – After over a month of inconvenience for residents, Mooseville Department of Transportation says roads have been fixed and are now open for public use.

“We know this has been an inconvenience, and the support we’ve received has been overwhelming,” said Ms. Moneypenny, MDOT Director. “Through our work crews’ tireless efforts, we’re please to announce our roads are now safe to drive on.”
Moose Street, Antler Drive and Route 4 were closed May 31 after sections collapsed during record-breaking floods that swept through Mooseville. The Mayor called a state of emergency, and City Council approved measures to help businesses and residents recover from the disaster.

“We did what we always do. We pulled ourselves up by the boot straps,” the Mayor said. “We still have progress to make but Moosevillians have, once again, shown the world how resilient we are. E pluribus unum.”

Though progress has been made, some Moosevillians wonder why repairs took so long.

“I don’t know why it took a month of Sundays,” said resident Billy Smickles. “Maybe it was because half the time they were on break, and the other half they had one guy doing all the work and the other five guys supervising.”

Despite criticism, the Mayor applauds MDOT crews for completing the repairs in a timely manner.

“The tragedy struck May 31, which is basically June,” the Mayor explained. “Then we had a few bad weather days in there, plus Fourth of July weekend. So, all in all, repairs on all three roads only took a handful of weeks at most.”

Regardless of how long the repairs took most residents are pleased with the work.

“Moose Street used to have all those potholes in it,” said Anita Pepper, Mooseville Café owner and chef. “Now it drives so smooth, like a brand new Cadillac or Grand Marquis.”

For residents who feel unsettled or disgruntled about the roads, the Mayor urges them to voice their concerns at the next City Council meeting. As far as the day and time of the next City Council meeting, the Mayor said details would be announced at a later date.

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Roads Collapse Under Weight of Heavy Rainfall

5/31/2015

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MDOT road crews assess Route 4 for damage. 
Photo by: Googler Certain 
The Mayor says she doesn't know when the roads will be fixed.
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Collapsed Antler Drive has pigs from Petey McGee's farm confused. 
Photo by: Pete McGee

The Mayor Declares State of Emergency

By: Stafford Ryder
Mooseville USA - Heavy flooding in Mooseville has proven too much for local roads to handle. After nearly a month of record-breaking rainfall nearly every road in Mooseville has collapsed. 

“It’s the kind of situation you don’t think will happen,” said Woody Shackles, Chief of Mooseville Police. “Maybe one road with all this rain but no one thought all of them would sink.”

Moose Street, Antler Drive and Route 4 are all closed to thru traffic while crews make repairs. 

The Mayor declared a state of emergency, asking City Council to approve countywide measures to help affected commuters.   

“These are times when we come together as a community,” the Mayor said at a press conference earlier this morning. “Because there’s a standard here, a Mooseville standard, where we put aside our petty differences to get through the tough times and come out on the other side stronger than before.”

Route 590, Exchange 75, Interstate 5 and Junction 16 have also been affected, though some sections are still functioning. Commuters should, however, expect delays while traveling those thoroughfares.

“We’re working as fast as we can to fix the problem,” said Department of Transportation Director, Ms. Moneypenny. “In the meantime, please use Highway 32, Loop 74, Interstate 12  and Bypass 140. Those roads have been unaffected.”

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Related: Route 4 Collapses

Though no one was injured during the simultaneous collapse, many residents are wondering about the structural safety of Mooseville as a whole. Constance Worrison is concerned about her daughter’s safety while at school.

“If she’s in danger going to school, is she any safer while there? The sturdiness of some of those buildings is questionable,” Worrison said. “Thank God she’s at summer camp and out of harm’s way.”

When asked about the structural condition of the school, Mooseville High School Principal, Edward Youcate said there was no need for concern.

“Our buildings are as safe as any other building in Mooseville,” said Youcate. “And when students return in August there will be plenty of other issues for parents to worry about besides collapsing buildings.”

Residents will have to wait to see if buildings are the next to fall in Mooseville. In the meantime police are asking residents to use caution while driving.

“Getting in and out of Mooseville is going to be difficult for awhile,” said Shackles. “Go slow, be patient, pay attention to detour and construction signs, and please don’t try to jump the sink holes with your car, bicycle, motorcycle, moped, skateboard, Dune Buggy or ATV.” 
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Bottoms up, Mooseville

7/22/2014

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Leprechaun Relocates to Mooseville, Plans to open a Bar

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When Toots O'Toole met Mooseville News Network's Cindy Scoops in March, he was living a not-so-quiet life warning trespassers about high mold counts at the end of the rainbow. Now, O'Toole has cashed in his pot of gold and relocated to Mooseville where he says he's opening a bar.

"What kind of town has no place for a hard workin' individual like yourself to go for a pint?" O'Toole said. "Not a town worth living in, that's for sure."

Though it's legal to sell, buy, and consume alcohol in Mooseville and surrounding counties, the Mayor says no body's taken the time to invest in spirits until now.

"I'm so happy Mr. O'Toole has made Mooseville his home
and pleased as punch that he's going to provide a service that many in our community are in need of," The Mayor said.

Not all are happy about having a pub in town. Nevi Parent says she doesn't want her teenage daughter exposed to alcohol.

"If it's not in Mooseville then our children won't be able to get their hands on it," Parent says. "Besides, a bar will do nothing but stir up trouble on our streets and in our schools."

When questioned about the threat of alcohol-related accidents and crimes increasing, Woody Shackles, Mooseville Chief of Police said he wasn't that concerned.

"People been drinking in this town long before there was a place to do it at," Shackles said. "In the park, on their porches, even sometimes on Moose Street.
I usually turn a blind eye because most everybody around here can handle their drink responsibly."

Shackles went on to say the police won't tolerate drinking and driving of any sort.

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In addition to cars, motorcycles, ATVs, boats, golf carts, and Dune Buggies we will have a no-tolerance policy for bicycles, skateboards, roller blades, unicycles, and Heelys," Shackles said. "Basically anything with wheels, stay off it if you've been drinking."

Most residents are excited about the new addition to Mooseville. Some even say it couldn't have come at a better time.

"Another month or so and I was moving," said Mooseville resident, Billy Smickles
. "I mean, it'll probably be so thick with college students you won't be able to stir 'em with a stick, but it's something."

Being located just across the railroad tracks at the end of University Drive, Toots O'Toole's pub will be a convenient hangout for Mooseville University students
. It's the main reason O'Toole says he chose the location.

"Moose Street's a bit crowded for the likes of me," O'Toole said. "
Besides, the lads and lasses over at that college are sure to be thirsty after a day of studying, don't you think?"

Toots O'Toole's will open for business on Monday.

"Come join me for a brew Monday," O'Toole said. "I promise your first one will be on me house."



TOOTS O'TOOLE'S INTERVIEW WITH MNN'S CINDY SCOOPS
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Bruce Lee Celebration Begins

7/14/2014

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In honor of the anniversary of Bruce Lee's death, Mooseville kicks off "Bruce Lee Week" as it prepares for the county-wide day of remembrance this Sunday.

"His death was a great loss for the world," said the Mayor. "I'm hoping our residents take a moment at least once this week to pay their respects to the man and all that he was."

As usual, businesses on Moose Street have offered the Mayor their support.

The Dojo will have free classes, and
CineMoose Theaters, Moosemark, and Sweet Moose Tees will offer special Bruce Lee items for the entire month of July.

Anita Pepper of Mooseville Café says she's excited for this year's celebration, as well.

"We love Bruce Lee Week," said Anita Pepper, Mooseville Café chef. "Last year was a big success, but this year I'm adding some sweetness to the festivities. Ooh, come on now."

Bruce Lee Week begins today and lasts through July 20. Bruce Lee died July 20, 1973.

"It's going to be a great week," the Mayor promises. "I don't know what all's going to happen exactly, but we're definitely going to honor him."

When pressed for more details about a specific schedule of events, the Mayor was vague.

"The week will be like water," she said.

What will actually happen in Mooseville during Bruce Lee Week is unclear but one thing is certain. The Mayor's "no event as an event" approach to planning this year's celebration is, if anything, right in line with Bruce Lee's style.

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Mooseville Gets Its First Celebrity

3/31/2014

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Diana Prince, a.k.a. Wonder Woman, interviews with MNN from her home in Mooseville, March 23, 2014. Wonder Woman has taken up residency in Mooseville. (Photo: Cindy Scoops)
Wonder Woman Offers Mooseville a Reality Check
By: Lensy Shutters

Though there are many local heroes living among us, Mooseville is the last place one would look for an international pop icon and superhero. We are a quaint town, off the map in comparison to bigger, busier, and more glamorous places, but that seems to be the very thing that Wonder Woman is looking for.

News of Wonder Woman’s relocation to Mooseville has spread through town like a virus. Since her arrival, she has been spotted twice on Moose Street, both times leaving Between the Antlers adult novelty store, but residents admit they were too afraid to approach her.

“She just seemed a bit stand-offish,” said Whit Ness, Mooseville resident. “Like she’d kick you in the face if you asked for an autograph.”

Residents are wise to keep their distance. During a recent interview with Mooseville News Network, Wonder Woman became aggressive and demanded that the interview be terminated.
Wonder Woman gets aggressive during an interview with MNN.
Since the incident, Wonder Woman has denied interviews with local media.

At a press conference formally announcing the news, the Mayor remained positive about Wonder Woman’s decision to reside in Mooseville. The Mayor also reassured residents that Wonder Woman would not be asked to assist in local crime-fighting.

When asked whether or not the Mooseville Police Department could protect citizens from Wonder Woman, the Mayor admitted the feat would be difficult.

“I’m not going to lie to you,” the Mayor said. “Wonder Woman, though a tad bit out of shape, would be a formidable opponent for our police force, but I have full faith in Woody Shackles and our officers. I know they can handle just about anything.”

Despite the Mayor’s confidence, many residents have doubts about their safety now that Wonder Woman has moved to town.

“She could just tie us up with that lasso and make us give her our passwords and pin numbers and stuff,” said Mooseville resident, Alma Worries. “She looks like she’s hit rock bottom. You never know what someone like that will do.”

Other residents are more positive and believe Wonder Woman’s cold shoulder will thaw with time. Polly Hopeful, Mooseville High student, says Wonder Woman just needs time to get acquainted.

“Just leave her alone. She moved here for a reason. Let’s not make her regret that decision,” Hopeful says. “Let’s show her this was a great decision. Let’s show her that Mooseville is wonder-ful, too.”

Regardless of whether or not Wonder Woman embraces Mooseville, her presence here has already changed the community. Blogger Holler resident, Poor Guy says his brush with fame left a bad taste in his mouth.

“I guess I was a bit naive to think she’d stop and help me change my tire,” Guy said. “She just kept on walking. I mean, I know it was raining and all, but a Good Samaritan extending a helping hand sure would have been appreciated.”

Despite the incident Guy says he doesn’t have ill feelings towards Wonder Woman. He says she’s done many positive things for the world and has made a huge impact on his own life.

“We see these celebrities on our screens, and we think we know them, but we don’t,” Guy said.  “It’s just a role they’re playing, make-believe, and I think regular folks like me tend to forget that. It was nice to be reminded. Made me think my life isn’t all that bad. It might not be glamorous and filled with paparazzi, but hey, things could definitely be worse.”

Watch full interview with Wonder Woman on MNN
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Mayor's Mansion Unsafe for Public Use

2/10/2014

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The Mayor addresses safety concerns at a press conference in front of the Community Center.
MOOSEVILLE, USA - The owners of CineMoose Theaters and Deer Liza's will have to wait nearly three months before they can move into the Mayor’s mansion. Part of the structure is so damaged that safety inspectors say the space is not suitable for public use.

The damage is primarily located in the west wing where CineMoose Theaters will be located. The east wing appears safe but must remain closed until repairs in the west have been made.

"There is no way I can pass one part of a house," said Mooseville Department of Buildings inspector, Chuck D Clearly. “I’ll come back at the end of April for a follow-up inspection.”

For one of the new tenants, the setback brings to question the Mayor’s character.

"That wasn't what was agreed upon," said Dusty Bottoms, owner of Buffaloaf Cattle Company and Deer Liza's. "We'll wait to see if this is just a bump in the road or if it's something larger."

Despite a ding to her reputation and rumors of a lawsuit, at a press conference earlier this week, the Mayor said the delay was unavoidable and that safety was the end goal.

The Mayor also promised that CineMoose Theaters and Deer Liza’s would be open just in time for the summer blockbuster season.

Moosevillians will find out soon enough if the Mayor will deliver on her promise or if her plans to bring a box office to Mooseville will flop.

Related News:

MNN February Newscast
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Mayor's Mansion Gets New Tenants

12/30/2013

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The Mayor rents out the Mayor's Mansion after eight months of vacancy. (Photo by: Googler Images)
MOOSEVILLE, USA - Vacant since May, the Mayor has finally taken down the "for rent" sign posted in front of the Mayor’s Mansion. The new tenants taking up shop, CineMoose Theater and a restaurant called Deer Liza’s, are set to move in by Jan. 31, 2014.  

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MAC Makes Big Promises For Artober

9/30/2013

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Local artist performs before a skeptical crowd at last year's arts festival. (photo by: Cindy Scoops)
The Mooseville Arts Council (MAC) has issued a public advisory warning residents and visitors that the likelihood of coming into contact with the arts in Mooseville during the month of October is high and that the infection could be contagious.

"We try to celebrate the arts year round, but for Artober we have to step up our game," said Marsha Clementine, MAC president. "We're hoping all our residents catch the bug."

Artober is a month-long celebration of arts and artists. Cities across the country take part in their own celebrations, but this is the first time Mooseville has participated.

"With the MAM renovations and new MOP programming, our artist community has grown tremendously in the last year," Clementine said. "What's equally impressive is the interest in the arts among the community as a whole has grown a lot, too."

Clementine says residents can expect a slew of activities including a photo and short story contest, a film festival, and the unveiling of a new exhibit at Mooseville Art Museum.

When asked about specific dates for activities, Clementine was allusive.

"The annual MAC Halloween photo celebration details have been posted on our website. Residents can start hashtagging Mooseville Halloween right now. The rest is TBA."

When pressed for dates for the new art exhibit, MAM director of development, Anna Curator said details would be revealed closer to Halloween.

"We're very excited about partnering with MAC for Artober," Curator added. "We've got a great exhibit for our patrons. I can't tell you the name or when we'll unveil it, but I will say it's going to be horrifically delightful."

Though event planners say they're excited about upcoming activities, their tight-lipped approach about specific details has created skepticism among some Moosevillians.

"I don't see why we can't just have a community calendar like other folks," said Skip Tickle. "Film festival? We don't even have a movie theater. Seems like a bunch of smoke and mirrors, if you ask me."

Event organizers assure residents plenty of art will be provided during the month of October.

"We might not have a movie theater right now, but we've got public interest, a team of dedicated volunteers, and plenty of public space," said Clementine. "That's all the arts need."

For residents interested in attending and participating in Artober activities, Clementine says social media and the MAC homepage are the best sources for information.

Whether residents and visitors like it or not, the arts are about to rain on our town. It's hard to predict if we'll get pelted all month long or if it will merely drizzle. If event organizers can fulfill their promises, we might just get a downpour.

Story by: Lensy Shutters

MAC website
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Gun Safety Classes Offered Before Bill Passes

6/3/2013

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Gun safety class participant waits for instructor commands.
Currently it's illegal to own a firearm in Mooseville, but you can shoot one if you take a gun safety course at Moose Tracks Camping and Outdoor. The classes are being offered in partnership with the police department as part of a new bill that will lift the ban on firearms in Mooseville.

"The Mayor said the police were going to start offering gun safety classes to the public and they wanted to use our facilities," said Moose Tracks owner, Pistol Sellers. "We needed time to dust everything off 'cause it's been awhile since we've been able to use it. Then we had to go about hiring our instructors back, but we got her done."

Residents interested in taking a gun safety class are assured they will not be arrested even though it is still illegal to own a firearm in Mooseville.

"You can't buy 'em," said Woody Shackles, Mooseville Police Chief. "You can only shoot 'em as part of an authorized gun safety course. You won't be able to buy 'em for about another week."

The Mayor's new bill, which will be signed into law on June 10, makes owning a firearm legal in Mooseville if the person has passed a Mooseville County gun safety class and a background check.

"Moosevillians are responsible, educated people who deserve the right to arm bears if they want to," said the Mayor. "I'm kidding. Mooseville's bears are peace-loving animals, but the point is I trust that our community can handle the responsibility of owning and carrying firearms, and that's what this new bill is all about."

The Mayor received a lot criticism after she banned firearms in December of last year, but she assured her constituents that the backlash wasn't the reason she designed the legislation.

"I did what I thought was the right thing to do considering what was happening in the rest of the country at that time," the Mayor said. "It's a different time now, and education is the key to protecting our community."

The Mayor promises the cost of enacting the new law will be minimal, and the police department says the paperwork to return firearms previously confiscated will be relatively easy to manage.

"We only have about a dozen or so true blue gun owners in our community," said Shackles. "We got Post-its with everybody's name on it, so once they've been licensed we'll give 'em back."

The process of returning firearms might seem simple, but the licensing procedure could take some time to navigate.

"You're looking at about an 8-12 week turn around time on licensing," said Sellers. "Depending on demand, it could take longer. I'd recommend if you're interested in owning a gun, better take the test and start the process now."

Even though it could still be a while before Moosevillians can actually own guns at least they can get their hands on one a little sooner than they had expected.

Story by: Staff Ryder


Related Stories: Mayor Lifts Ban On Guns - MPR's Mary Weather

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Mayor Moves to Blogger Holler

5/4/2013

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Blogger Holler, Mooseville USA
As part of her plan to free up precious real estate in town, the Mayor has decided to move her mansion to Blogger Holler.

"I grew up in Blogger Holler," the Mayor says. "It was different back then. Mooseville was just a spec, but some of my fondest memories from my youth come from when I lived out there."

Blogger Holler is a quiet place tucked away in the heart of Google Plus County. The community is tight-knit, self-sufficient, and opinionated.

"My new neighbors and I share the same values," the Mayor said. "It might take them awhile to open up, but when they do, I'll be excited to hear their thoughts on matters that affect all Moosevillians, not just those living in the urban areas."

The Mayor says plugging back into the roots of Mooseville has been on her agenda since she ran for re-election last November.

"During my campaign I got out among the people, and my eyes were opened a bit," she said. "They weren't necessarily closed, well maybe one of them was. Regardless, now I'm focused on bigger issues facing Mooseville."

Those big issues include increased traffic congestion and real estate inflation.

"There's only so much space in Mooseville," the Mayor said. "There are lots of things we still need to do to make our town the best it can be, but we can't do that if our residents can't afford to live here."

Anita Pepper, head chef at Mooseville Café, agrees that the rising cost of rent along with the rising cost of food has taken its toll on her business.

"The summertime is hard for us. We've got more tourists in town looking for local flavors," said Pepper. "The demand on MooseJuice root beer alone has put my overhead way over my head."

The Mayor says she's aware of the increased cost of living in Mooseville but has a plan to help alleviate the burden.

"We're going to try to make it up in volume," the Mayor said. "If Anita Pepper has more customers, she'll be able to buy more root beer. If she buys more root beer, MooseJuice Brewery will be able to offer her better price breaks on bulkier buys."

The tricky part of the equation, the Mayor admits, is attracting more people to Mooseville.

"That's why I'm giving up 1600 Moose Street," she says. "A casino or movie theater would be a smarter use of the space. Maybe a concert venue for bands, Broadway shows, or magicians to perform."

As far as getting adjusted to the new living space, the Mayor says she's ready to get more established in the community. Residents of Blogger Holler, on the other hand, are a little less eager.

"She's respectful enough," said Oden Sticks, the Mayor's closest neighbor. "But she's got a lot of cars and practices the harmonica every night. God awful noise. I feel sorry for that dog of hers."

Only time will tell if the Mayor's plan for increasing tourism in Mooseville will pay off. For now she'll just have to focus on settling in and living in harmony with her new neighbors.
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