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Local Paper Out-Scooped

7/29/2011

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The Mooseville Journal Record has dropped the ball. We did not report on Katie Morgan and Brooke Barnett's marriage in a timely manner. Instead, the New York Times and the Catskill Mountain News snagged the story out from under us, leaving  our paper out-witted and out-scooped on this milestone occasion.
"This is not like us," said Arnold P. Wire, Mooseville Journal Record editor-in-chief. "We pride ourselves on knowing the value of timely and relevant information. When it comes to celebrities like the Barnett-Morgans, it's just a no-brainer. We should have been there."

Adding insult to injury, reporters were there. The Mooseville Journal Record had a press pass to the event. One eye-witness said, "A moment didn't pass when you didn't see a camera flashing and a video camera rolling."

The private ceremony, held on June 11, was sincere, heartfelt and Shamonic, but the real party began at the reception where guests danced and laughed until the late hour of 11 p.m. It was a who's who among Mooseville socialites, and anybody who was anyone was there.

Katie and Brooke legally got married in Shandaken, NY on Monday.

So, why wasn't there a story about all this in our paper?

"They're family," said Wire. "That factored into our decision. We wanted to respect their privacy. We should have known it was going to turn into a major news story for the rest of the country once word got out."

The Barnett-Morgans have been staples in the Mooseville community ever since they bought their vacation home here in 2006. They are frequently spotted shopping on Moose St. or canoodling in a back booth at the Mooseville Café.

"It's a travesty," said angry Mooseville resident, Edgar Flügenhärgen. "Katie's been here since the early 90s, and I feel I've known Brooke for years. I shouldn't have to go to New York to find out about their marriage. This really makes me think twice about renewing my subscription next year."

Everyone at the Mooseville Journal Record would like to apologize for dropping the ball on this major event. We assure you this lapse in journalistic integrity will not happen again, unless we're on vacation or other distractions come along.

Our deepest apologies go out to the Barnett-Morgans. We hope you continue to support our community, and we wish you unlimited happiness and success in your new life together.

The Mayor of Mooseville would like everyone to know that there will be a parade downtown on Moose St. this Sunday at noon in honor of the couple's union. Following the parade there will be an official dedication of July 25 as "Barnett-Morgan Marriage Equality Day." Residents are assured plenty of fun-filled activities. The event is free to the public and there will be plenty of parking.
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The Barnett-Morgan wedding was a star-studded event. Pictured here is the Mayor of Mooseville and Katie Morgan moments before the ceremony at the Barnett-Morgan estate on June 11 in Shandaken, NY. (Photo by: Lynne Morgan.)
4 Comments
Lynne
7/29/2011 04:45:51 am

Moose that is hilarious. I've been wanting to tell you how much you are appreciated by me and my friends. That wedding would not have been the same without you. You are very special. The video Katie made for the rehearsal was great and you were the star. That video needs to go on lesbian u-tube or documentary or something!
Lynne

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Katie Barnett-Morgan
7/29/2011 05:43:23 am

Dear Mayor of Mooseville,
Please do not apologize for this minor setback. I must admit that we were a bit surprised that you came to our commitment ceremony in June, drank all our sangria, made out with all our guests, including my bride and yet, no mention of our legal marriage just a few days ago, as if it were just another ordinary day. It's nice to know that community members such as Edgar shared our same concern, especially after we donated over half a million dollars to see Mooseville Grow. I hope the 9 locals appreciate our selfless donation.
With that being said, we do appreciate the late mention and the lovely wedding gift...a 6 ounce bag of Mooseville Cafe House Blend Coffee. What a treat!
Sincerely, Katie Barnett-Morgan, Staple to the somewhat ever growing community of Mooseville

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The Mayor
7/29/2011 11:09:11 pm

Thanks, Lynne. The whole wedding was amazing. It was such a wonderful experience, and I will always treasure it. Leave it to Katie to set the bar on weddings that high. Love you, Lynne.

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The Mayor
7/29/2011 11:30:34 pm

Katie,

I'm so grateful you found it in your heart to forgive our little town. This is a true testament to your character. You rise above, and it's one of the things we admire most about you. We are forever grateful.

I would like to also clarify that I did not make out with all of your guests, least of all your bride. That is a libelous statement first made by the Elkzette, a Eurasian tabloid. There is absolutely no truth to it, and we have started seeking legal council about the matter.

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