Category: Advisories

Travel Advisory Issued

2/16/2015

TRAVEL ADVISORY ISSUED FOR ALL OF MOOSEVILLE FOR FEBRUARY 16, 2015

Due to ice, a travel advisory has been issued for Mooseville for February 16, 2015.

If you do not have to leave your house today, don't. Sit on the couch, drink coffee, and watch bad daytime TV.

If you do have to leave for emergencies, use extreme caution while driving, biking, walking, and/or standing. Busting your ass is likely.

Freeze Alert Issued

4/14/2014

MOOSEVILLE WEATHER SERVICE
Freeze Waring Issued
FOR MOOSEVILLE COUNTY

A Freeze Warning has been issued until April 15, 9 a.m. (MST) for all of Mooseville, including Blogger Holler, Instagram, Pinterest, Vimeo and YouTube counties.

Keep pets inside today. If you left house plants out last night, they probably didn't survive but you never know.

If you go outside today expect snow to pelt you in the face at an annoying pace. Though the snow won't stick around, it will be a pesky nuisance while driving or walking on Moose Street.

Tornado Watch Issued for Mooseville County

4/13/2014

MOOSEVILLE WEATHER SERVICE
Tornado Watch Issued
FOR MOOSEVILLE COUNTY

A Tornado Watch has been issued for all of Mooseville, including Blogger Holler, Instagram, Pinterest, Vimeo, and YouTube Counties.

Gustnadoes have already been spotted, but we're still watching for signs of a full-blown tornado.

The watch will be in effect until 8 p.m. (MST)

Hail Alert

4/13/2014

MOOSEVILLE WEATHER SERVICE
Hail Alert
FOR MOOSEVILLE COUNTY

Pea-size to golf ball-size hail expected throughout the evening in Mooseville, including Blogger Holler, Instagram, Pinterest, Vimeo, and YouTube Counties.

Bring in pets and cover plants, but if you go outside, protective headgear is advised.

Winter Weather Alert

12/21/2013

MOOSEVILLE WEATHER SERVICE
Winter Weather Alert
FOR MOOSEVILLE COUNTY

A Winter Weather Alert has been issued for Mooseville including Instagram, Blogger Holler, and Google Plus Counties until 6 p.m. (MST) tomorrow night. Visit MNN for updates on school and business closings.

Tornado Warning May 19, 2013

5/19/2013

MOOSEVILLE WEATHER SERVICE
Weather Advisory
FOR MOOSEVILLE COUNTY

Tornadoes spotted on all sides of Mooseville. Touch downs are sporadic. The storms are struggling with consistency, making them dangerous wild cards.

Expected tornadoes to rope in and out for the rest of the evening and into the early morning.

Stay indoors and heed siren warnings. Be prepared to seek coverage at a moment's notice.

Potential electrical outages, but "Games of Thrones" will be available for viewing on HBO on Demand starting at 10 pm.

Weather Advisory April 17, 2013 7:55 pm MST

4/17/2013

Mooseville Weather Service
Weather Advisory

FOR MOOSEVILLE COUNTY

Get inside now. You would be a damn fool to get out in this shit.

Keep your pets indoors. That would be cruel.

It will be safe to resurface in the morning to assess the damage.

Tornadoes likely.

Heat Advisory Issued

8/5/2011

MOOSEVILLE WEATHER SERVICE
Heat Warning Advisory
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URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE MOOSEVILLE WEATHER SERVICE MOOSEVILLE 1012 AM MDT FRI AUG 5 2011

...PROLONGED SHITTY WEATHER EXPECTED TODAY...

A SUFFOCATING SOUTHERLY FLOW WILL SEIZE YOUR LUNGS AND DEATH RAYS WILL BURN YOUR SKIN TO A CRISP IF YOU GO OUTSIDE TODAY.

LIMIT YOUR ACTIVITIES TO CHANNEL SURFING AND MAGAZINE READING. MAKE SURE TO EAT PLENTY OF ICE CREAM AND OTHER COLD THINGS. CHECK ON THE ELDERLY.

A 12 PACK OF GATORADE IS ON STANDBY IF SEVERE WEATHER CONTINUES.

IF THERE ARE ANY HOMELESS PEOPLE IN THE AREA GO TO THE FUTON AT THE MAYOR'S MANSION IMMEDIATELY.