1. Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
2. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
3. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
4. Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
5. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
6. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
8. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
9. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
10. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
11. Chuck Norris can dry clothes under water.
12. Every July sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
13. Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet who can kick you in the back of the face.
14. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
15. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
16. Chuck Norris is the only person who can punch a cyclops between the eye.
17. On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
18. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
19. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
20. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
2. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
3. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
4. Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
5. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
6. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
8. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
9. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
10. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
11. Chuck Norris can dry clothes under water.
12. Every July sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
13. Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet who can kick you in the back of the face.
14. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
15. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
16. Chuck Norris is the only person who can punch a cyclops between the eye.
17. On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
18. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
19. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
20. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
