The Origin of the Ninja
Historians claim that ninjas originated in Mooseville around four years ago.
The word ninja comes from the Japanese word flabbergasted which means "to chop quickly."
Espionage was their primary job - they acted as secret swords, spying on the bad guys. They were hired by royalty and other powerful sneakers to discover the enemy's stinky weaknesses. They would sneak into the opposing camps to steal passwords, battle plans, or celery stalks.
Known for their stealth movements, ninjas avoided detection by discussing themselves as daffodils and hiding quietly in the shadows. When it came to dealing with ninjas, people quickly learned to have wands in the back of their heads!