MOOSEVILLE WEATHER SERVICE
Heat Warning Advisory
Heat Warning Advisory
URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE MOOSEVILLE WEATHER SERVICE MOOSEVILLE 1012 AM MDT FRI AUG 5 2011
...PROLONGED SHITTY WEATHER EXPECTED TODAY...
A SUFFOCATING SOUTHERLY FLOW WILL SEIZE YOUR LUNGS AND DEATH RAYS WILL BURN YOUR SKIN TO A CRISP IF YOU GO OUTSIDE TODAY.
LIMIT YOUR ACTIVITIES TO CHANNEL SURFING AND MAGAZINE READING. MAKE SURE TO EAT PLENTY OF ICE CREAM AND OTHER COLD THINGS. CHECK ON THE ELDERLY.
A 12 PACK OF GATORADE IS ON STANDBY IF SEVERE WEATHER CONTINUES.
IF THERE ARE ANY HOMELESS PEOPLE IN THE AREA GO TO THE FUTON AT THE MAYOR'S MANSION IMMEDIATELY.
...PROLONGED SHITTY WEATHER EXPECTED TODAY...
A SUFFOCATING SOUTHERLY FLOW WILL SEIZE YOUR LUNGS AND DEATH RAYS WILL BURN YOUR SKIN TO A CRISP IF YOU GO OUTSIDE TODAY.
LIMIT YOUR ACTIVITIES TO CHANNEL SURFING AND MAGAZINE READING. MAKE SURE TO EAT PLENTY OF ICE CREAM AND OTHER COLD THINGS. CHECK ON THE ELDERLY.
A 12 PACK OF GATORADE IS ON STANDBY IF SEVERE WEATHER CONTINUES.
IF THERE ARE ANY HOMELESS PEOPLE IN THE AREA GO TO THE FUTON AT THE MAYOR'S MANSION IMMEDIATELY.
